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Nickname: Christmas Ape
Position in Group: Pitcher/Catcher/Umpire
Year in College: Junior
Major: Theater
Member Since: Fall '08
If I could have any superpower it would be: a tongue that could turn into a fiery trident
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: "So far nobody's buying it, literally or figuratively."
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: Lord of the Rings: Game Night
Sketchup Shows are: MADE OF PEOPLE. PEEEEOOOPLE
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Conan O'Brien, Bugs Bunny, and Bugs O'Brien
Shoutouts: holla Cinty. Hi to my normal family: mom, dad, sister, brothers, uncles, grandmom, and hi to my illegimate cuban family: Maria Consuela Gonzales and Taco.

Nickname: Run Around Jew
Position in Group: Co-Creative Director
Year in College: Senior
Major: Psychology
Member Since: Fall ‘05
If I could have any superpower it would be: Flight! So I can visit Peter Pan in Neverland.
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: Where’s the wolf?
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: Mary, Queen of Scots
Sketchup Shows are: The wind beneath my wings.
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Lucille Ball
Shoutouts: Big ups to my homies. Especially my friends and family

Nickname: Tim, Shitshoes, Smooth Chocolate etc.
Position in Group: Resident Jackass
Year in College: Freshman
Major: theatre/communications
Member Since: 2008
If I could have any superpower it would be: turn into animals, or stretch like rubber
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: I like men of the Wo variety, WOMEN
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: The Roommate
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor, Charlie Chaplin, John Ritter, my life, eggs
Shoutouts: To mom, Cranford, St. Marys Club Sports, and Mr. Martelli.

Nickname: B. P. O. Tato
Position in Group: Co-Creative Director
Year in College: Super Senior
Major: Theatre Performance
Member Since: Fall '05
If I could have any superpower it would be: Mind control
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: I'll fetch the lufah.
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: Isaiah Ramholdensocken
Sketchup Shows are: exfoliating.
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: The bad things that happen.
Shoutouts: Everyone who is or has been a part of my life.

Nickname: Evan Sakamoto-Wengel
Position in Group: Missionary.
Year in College: Freshman
Major: History
Member Since: That fateful evening... (Fall 2008)
If I could have any superpower it would be: To fly.
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: I want a chinchilla coat with a chinchilla in the pocket.
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: The Good Squire
Sketchup Shows are: Electrifingly exuberant (a.k.a. awesome!)
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Tina Fey, Will Ferrell, Michael McDonald, Lewis Black, Tina Fey
Shoutouts: Friends, family, loved ones.

Courtney Nelms
Nickname: SnelmS
Position in Group: Creative Director
Year in College: Junior
Major: Psychology
Member Since: 2006!
If I could have any superpower it would be: Shape-Shifting, son!
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: "Cinderella...you little BITCH!"
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: BULLSHIT!
Sketchup Shows are: The Shizznight!
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Sarah Silverman and Dave Chappelle
Shoutouts: To Easton 6 06'-07', My Fam, Sapphie, and all my home skillets!

Nickname: Choco
Position in Group: Advertising Director
Year in College: Sophmore 
Major: The hell if I know
Member Since: Fall 2008
If I could have any superpower it would be: Sticking to walls like Spider-man
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: “Sometimes I can’t understand you.” (Talking to Courtre)
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: A Good Old Bus Ride (Not Really)
Sketchup Shows are: My reason for getting up in the morning 
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: George W. Bush
Shoutouts: First and foremore, I wanna give a shot-out to God, my kids, and my 17 wives back in Africa!

Nickname: Hey asshole, give me your lunch money!
Position in Group: Old Yeller
Year in College: Freshman
Major: Theater
Member Since: September 2008
If I could have any superpower it would be: Being able to do everything I do now without having to get out of bed.
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: I fucked and married the monkey!
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: Regis in the Wild
Sketchup Shows are: okay, I guess.
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Jim Carrey.
Shoutouts: I have no friends.
 

Nickname: Hannah Bear
Position in Group: Webmistress
Year in College: Sophomore
Major: Theater and Art History
Member Since: 2008
If I could have any superpower it would be: The ability to dance like Troy Bolton.
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: Did you seriously just shit in my shoes? That’s disgusting.
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: This is Why I’m Hot.
Sketchup Shows are:  Yes they are!
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: My friends and family
Shoutouts: the sisters and the cougars of course.

Nickname: Swelkie
Position in Group: Nope
Year in College: Sophomore
Major: Communication
Member Since: Fall 08
If I could have any superpower it would be: All of them.
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: ABOUT FUCKING TIME! NOW LETS GO!
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: The Honorary Members
Sketchup Shows are: radickhole.
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Louis CK
Shoutouts: Hello to you.