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UMD Sketch Comedy


Mary Catherine Curran

Mary Catherine and her live-in boyfriend Justin Timberlake are living together and loving it! They're set to move out to the midwest with other alum, Kelly "Fronts" McGuigan in the fall. I'm fucking serious. Justin is really my boyfriend. We're in love.







Noah Langer

Noah is in Quebec, boxing in the Canadian Boxing Association (CBA) welter-weight division. See picture.













Kelly McGuigan


Kelly loves sweet tired kittens and Harry Potter. She is preparing for her move to Chicago in the fall of 09 with her fellow Sketchup alum, Mary Catherine. She is also aging rapidly. Watch out, she fronts.










Emily Boivie:

We will miss Emily's birthing skills and her mermaid and chicken costume making skills.








 





Roy Sylvester Chesley the 23rd


Roy will be famous one day and will then host Comfest 2012 and therefore we will reunite with Roy.





Stacey Wilson

Still in the area...but will be leaving us soon...the most recent alumni, she and her bread ends will be missed greatly!














Allison Summers

Graduated in 2005, Allison is back in Tennessee with her hubby and a buncha fuckin tinas. 










Bunny Themelis

 Bunny eats wheels of cheese and she currently resides in Bmore and likes it when you call her greekbacca.






Josh Fine

Josh is from New York and has an interview for a janitorial position at Comedy Central coming up...he also loves it when you call him jewbacca. AARRGGHHHHYAM







Dennis Martin Kivlighan III

Martin just moved to LA and is homeless.  But  he will be famous one day and he actually has a pretty cute girlfriend.










Krystal Lafianza-Pitzen

 Likes it when you put it in her area.






Sean Cain

This red headed alum of Sketchup is currently teaching Kindergarten and he makes guacamole...scary.













Nick Hanewinkel Lives in NYC and humps the occasional table.

 




Richard Alexander 

Richard Alexander.

 








Susan Wrege

Susan is currently an actress out in California, making her way in to hit movies and the whole deal...she also loves a trip to the Zoo!





Trent Jones

Trent loves to get in a wrestling singlet and then wrestle retarded people while talking about politics. He currently lives in VA with his lovely girlfriend and we finally got a CHINESE DRAGON in the show for him this semester!








Mike Rosolio

Mike is in Chicago now. He is dominating the windy city, mainly because he owns a lot of windbreakers. Seriously, its awesome.







Adam "Shappy" Shapiro

Shappy is his name, commercials are his game...Currently working in Los Angeles, he just finished up Yahoo's 100 Concerts in a 100 Days tour with fellow alum Dave. Check it out...http://music.yahoo.com/promo-18684304-76-20051005










Jared Stern

Jared is living and working in the DC area nowadays. He performs masterful stand-up pieces and can be found at dcstandup.com/jaredstern. He also sneezed once.






Dave Offenheiser

Dave is another Sketchup alum who is currently doing great! He just finished up the 100 concerts 100 days tour with Shappy... I think you all recognize who is in between these two gorgeous young men...hint...he doesn't think Bush likes him.








Eric Bloom

Look at him go on stage...Eric was the first ever Sketchup member...the creator...the god...He also has no relation to the new Bloom...Alyssa. F her.









Danny

Currently located in Silver Spring, he loves some good chick peas and climbed the Nepalese mountains.






Brian

Brian is located close to UMD over in Columbia, MD, and loves a good boob.







Jeremy

Is now living in Luxembourg and is married with 11 children...10 girls, 1 boy. Girls suck.












Timothy

Lives in local DC and didn't leave Sketchup too long ago...unless you consider 6 years ago long...well it is in Sketchup years.






Emily "Emmy" Noel

The following is info Emmy wishes you to know...she is located in Bmore, finally got the dog she always wanted, is currently making a living as a classical singer, and still loves jelly beans.










Dan "Sketchup" Buck 

This man has a claim to fame which must be known...he coined the name..."SKETCHUP" which we all hold so closely to our hearts today. Also one of the first directors! Currently in Brazil teaching kids and doing great!

 









Christian Zonts

He is one of the founding members of the group and coined the phrase "Arf Arf Arf." He currently lives in Los Angeles and is a rapper by the name Skinnen Bones MC (www.skinnenbonesmc.com) He still does the full tuck, often.